...dream with me...

English - misunderstandings of a perv...

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 00:56:58 -0500

I got myself a new job

- what I hear: “I got myself a nude job”

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You know what job sucks?

- what I say in response: “A blowjob?”

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He looks good in that suit, what do you think?

- what I think: “He’s got a nice ass”

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I think that guy likes you.

- what I want: “Great - when do we get to the bed scene.”

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In other news: Wooyoung looks cuter by the day

that is totally relevant

[Not Finished] Kyuhyun puzzle-like gif thing

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 02:23:37 -0500

Found this unfinished edit somewhere on my computer ._.

If you have any good pictures to add onto it - just submit it in ^^

very … informative … it would help if Daehyun...

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 01:35:00 -0500

very … informative … it would help if Daehyun provided a shower cam as evidence ._. … [hides]

Haven’t been writing fanfics nor making edits for anything...

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:31:27 -0500

Haven’t been writing fanfics nor making edits for anything lately…

so here’s a gift for SHINee Minho lovers ^^ [mostly for Admin J because she’s awesome XD]

oppar-can-i-do-it: When girls say they love a man who can...

Sat, 06 Oct 2012 13:55:55 -0400

oppar-can-i-do-it:

When girls say they love a man who can dance… THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT!!! … okay maybe it is but DAM B-BOMB DON’T MAKE ME POUNCE YOU

Himchan refusing to be fed by Daehyun. Oh Daehyun, you can...

Sat, 06 Oct 2012 13:52:18 -0400

Himchan refusing to be fed by Daehyun.

Oh Daehyun, you can feed me all you want - anytime anywhere… I know where your dorm is anyways XD

FUCK WHERE CAN I SIGN UP FOR THE MINHYUK BODY FLASHING...

Sat, 06 Oct 2012 13:48:32 -0400

FUCK WHERE CAN I SIGN UP FOR THE MINHYUK BODY FLASHING EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yes the exclamation marks are completely necessary]

and so it begins… Minhyuk 3:Hyunsik 1

battle of my BtoB bias list has never been hotter =w=

credits: 05amymay [youtube]

I was trying to look at Minhyuk but instead the ahjummas just...

Sat, 06 Oct 2012 02:32:30 -0400

I was trying to look at Minhyuk but instead the ahjummas just urgently grasped my attention ._.

credits: junsooye [youtube]

Long time no see - here's a NSFW questionnaire lol

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 13:01:51 -0400

Warning: If you are in a place with people roaming around or a minor, please move along and do not click on the cut below.

Fill this out

Cuteness factor: Nichkhun or Lauren

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 19:47:43 -0400

this was so touching... i was squealing and cried near the end... I love a happy ending T-T

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 05:35:28 -0400

this was so touching... i was squealing and cried near the end... I love a happy ending T-T

Grand Opening~

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 20:22:00 -0400

http://onestarent.tumblr.com

New Role-Playing concept with a touch of sims!
- tired of pretending to be your favorite idol? want to venture into the actual entertainment world?
- want a romance between you and a certain idol?
Well wait no more!!!
One Star Entertainment is now looking for people like yourselves!
Our auditions are still on-going as of now! - only 2 more participants will be selected as trainees!
don’t worry if you don’t get in though!
- we also offer other professions ranging from managers to composers and MUCH MUCH MORE!!!

AS AN OPENING EVENT!
THE TOP 20 PEOPLE WHO SIGN UP [REBLOG + LIKE] AND HAND IN THEIR CHARACTER INFORMATION GET FREE 2000 STAR POINTS!

[submit to meeting room - under registration tag]
Name: Age:
Occupation: [No Idols - they are only selected through auditions]
Starting Talent: [Please refer to the talent guide]
Picture/Photo: [any - anime/real picture/an idol]

STILL READING THIS? HURRY UP AND CLICK THE LINK!

Still in the making - but the page is up! look out for the auditions soon!

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 21:31:00 -0400

Still in the making - but the page is up! look out for the auditions soon!

Roleplay Information

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 01:01:00 -0400

In response to the messages I’ve been getting to the roleplay community that I will be releasing soon:

- I haven’t been able to keep the names list of people who were interested [a fail on my part], so if possible - just like this so I know who to expect and give the first pick of positions to

- Soon I will be releasing the first audition EVER for our first Idol(s) [meaning only 3 PEOPLE will be selected]

- with an Idol - there will also be stylists, choreographers, composers/producers/lyricist, and managers.

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An in-depth explanation about the “Level and Points System”

The Level system for any occupations: higher you are - more privileges and dailies you can unlock meaning: you won’t be as limited as you think ^^

Idols

- As an idol - you have to start somewhere - so when you are successfully selected through the audition process - you will begin as a trainee

-> Star Points are needed for: debut, unlocking MORE activities [your manager’s points will also be added into this], and purchasing fashion from stylists - so they need to have the same or more points in order to do it - so it is a team effort]

-> Star Points will unlock you more fashion choices that will be in the Mall Tag [so please do check your star point balance under the big mega-tag list] - It will be listed in the open because there will be a ranking system

-> Idols will be divided into categories of singing/dancing/acting/modeling - you can unlock a new category when you exchange them with star points! so default: you will only have 1 specialty talent [which can also be changed if you choose to take a certain course]

Managers

- Managers will be the ones handling the schedule - they are also the busiest ones ever to prevent SCANDALS! [yes there will be tabloids and mysterious events to give you the best experience ever]

-> How to get manager points: protecting your idol from fans/anti-fans

-> Making the correct decisions on what your idol/trainee should do

-> More manager points you have - more schedules u can do at once for ur idol - but do note: 1 EXTRA activity/event/training session will deduct 2 points for u and ur idol - so get ready to do some math. [the daily includes 3 schedules]

Stylists

- You are not only set on ONE IDOL - you are able to release different fashion into the mall tag - so you are more like a designer!

- Each stylist will be able to release a total of 2 fashion pieces [1 article of clothing = 1 piece]

- Managers will be hiring 1 stylist to make their idols shine on stage! - so in exchange for that - you are the one of the few that are ABLE to get points for your efforts~

- The mall tag as well -> more people buying your work - more profit u will get!

Choreographers/Composers/Producers/Lyricist

- these are actually your secondary jobs - BUT here’s the catch: if you start out with these - then you get the benefit of the doubt but if you want to debut as an idol: you will need DOUBLE the points.

- BUT if you start as an idol - there are certain requirements to unlocking it [certain amount of dancing/singing/etc., will unlock u this special secondary job]

-> what’s the good side to having a secondary job? - MORE POINTS!

-> if somebody buys your work - you get the base trade rate [200 points] MULTIPLIED BY 2! so that’s 400!!! - if you use it yourself though for YOUR activities - you will get nothing that goes without saying~

Reporters/Tabloids

- The dark and bright side… most of these will be [me] random - but people are needed to fill these positions to help this become an experience that is so real that it makes u wanna ask for more!

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Activities will be based on ranking

S rank: 150 points payout

A rank: 100 points payout

B rank: 50 points payout

C rank: 20 points payout

D rank: 5 points payout

activities -> tv shows/training [there will be special events that give u x2 sometimes SO DON’T IGNORE THIS! - A GOOD WAY TO BOOST UP LEVEL AND POINTS!] - and much much more!

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well this is the base concept information - so it is taking me a while sadly T-T but please do anticipate what’s to come!

The Sexiest men on Earth aren’t the ones that are naked or shirtless… they’re the...

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 18:46:25 -0400

The Sexiest men on Earth aren’t the ones that are naked or shirtless… they’re the ones that know how to please you… that’s why I think men in boxers [optional: wearing an unbuttoned white dress shirt] are sexy as hell… wait what were we talking about?…

Thank you for the audition advice, it's very helpful! Also, well..I'm turning 18 this fall. Idk how to sing/dance. But I've always wanted to dance, so I've started practicing this year. I think dancing is beautiful, I've never loved anything so much in my life. It just feels so natural to me... I'm thinking about taking vocal & dance lessons, but I'm starting so late compared to others. Can a person improve enough in a year or two to be worthy of auditioning? Sorry for rambling, thanks in advanc

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 11:49:44 -0400

Dancing - it does help within the younger years where your body isn’t as developed and accustomed yet because flexibility plays a big role in the more advanced styles [not only the ones you see in everyday Kpop stages] as a trainee - you have to be versatile and make your own label in styles. I took kickboxing, hapkido, and aerial acrobatics + gymnastics as well - so if you did something similar - you should be fine with the basic movements in balance/steadiness.

BUT - I always tell my former students - as long as you do have the passion - I will be willing to teach and that goes without saying - if this is what you want - results are definitely gonna show and when polished immensely - that’s when the shine happens.

What I would recommend though: even if you do take dance lessons - try and observe your surroundings + videos - get accustomed to watching how everything + everybody moves - even those crazy waving balloons u see at the car retailers - and mimic them - creativity goes without saying: is the way to go for the arts.

Sorry got off track there - and I would actually say yes - I have actually met a trainee who auditioned through acting and modelling - when he first started, he couldn’t really dance and he was @ a baritone range - so being both tenor or bass was a problem for him… he presevered and now his dancing has definitely become more fluid and it’s only been 7 months.

Nothing is impossible and if you want to make your dreams come true - as long as you keep the passion burning, it is going to keep running in your heart as a dream becoming reality.

No worries about the rambling~

Hi, I was just wondering if you're still a trainee atm?

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 11:39:26 -0400

sorry for the late reply - and yes I am actually - but I have recently turned past that and went onto becoming a dance instructor and choreographer - because I am older than the average trainee age sort to speak - I guess being an instructor in the past aided that as well.

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE M/V credits: officialpsy [Youtube]

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 16:55:28 -0400

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE M/V

credits: officialpsy [Youtube]

B.A.P - NO MERCY M/V credits: TSENT2008 [Youtube]

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 16:54:00 -0400

B.A.P - NO MERCY M/V

credits: TSENT2008 [Youtube]

For Bella - this was the thing that people were talking bout -...

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 20:51:24 -0400

For Bella - this was the thing that people were talking bout - Sexy Wooyoung - Taecyeon~

and now you know~

credits: VenitaJH JUNHO [youtube]